If you missed out on Paper Cone 5: America’s Funniest Home Paper Cones, you were wrong.  So I’ll make it up to you and tell you what happened!  You missed stories about childhood lemonade stands! gay porn! vomit! trips abroad! Weezer! You missed me and Kayla in all our glory, accidentally hitting audience members with the mic stand (me) and spilling mimosa on our shirts (also me)!  You missed laughter and tears, but only tears from too much laughter!  You missed some magic.

I want to thank all our readers for being beyond brilliant and funny and talented.  And thanks to all our audience members for coming!!

Check the photos section later for when I post the 2 pictures I may or may not have taken.  (Seriously, if you want to take photos of Paper Cone events, you can have all the free mimosas you want.)

And come back next month!  Because on July 28th, Sean Ferrell is reading from his new novel, Numb!!! And he’s coming equipped with his buds, Jeff Somers and Evan Mandery!!! And I’m inevitably gonna do something/say something stupid!!!

Until next time,

E